My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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