i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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