They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.