There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.