that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.