Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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(831): View more from California

period poops. best. ever.

(925): View more from California

omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.

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(260): View more from Indiana

He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

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(520): View more from Arizona

if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf

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