This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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