So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
where am i from again
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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