'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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