Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
we should paint friendship bongs
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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