Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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