I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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