Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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