I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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