drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.