im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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