the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need to calm my uterus...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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