You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
