Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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