She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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