I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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