they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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