Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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