My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
