He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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