Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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