nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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