wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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