whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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