so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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