Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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