508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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