nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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