love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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