Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
