Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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