well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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