I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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