He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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