I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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