Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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