just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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