but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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