Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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