what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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