White coat. Heels.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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