so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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