He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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