i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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