My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
