Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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