im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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