i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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