I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
