I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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