just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
