It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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