dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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