Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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